It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
科学证明，人类过太多生日就会死。
——hash255
When you can’t go to sleep maybe it’s because the dream server is full and you need someone to wake up first
如果你无法入睡，很可能是梦的服务器超载了，你需要先等别人醒来。
——___odysseus___
Technically it’s always sunny, occasionally there’s just something blocking the sun from you.
其实每天都是晴天，只是有时会有东西挡住了你面前的阳光。
——TH3B10BBY
Considering people turn the lights on when they enter a room dogs might think the world brightens up when they see people
人在进门的时候会开灯。这样家里的狗狗可能会认为，是人类让世界亮了起来。
——Fee_Nicks
